Building the Ultimate Bunker
Today, I’m building a secret bunker under Franklin’s house, and it’s going to be huge! With a $2 billion budget, we can have whatever we want. This time, I’m ensuring a secret entrance for myself and another one for Chop, my dog. It’s about time he gets included in these things!
A little doggy flap leading into a bunker would be really cool. Plus, next time there’s a thunderstorm, he won’t have to get my house dirty—he can head straight to the bunker for shelter.
Oh, hang on… That must be them. Wow, those guys arrived quickly!
Securing the Deal
"Do you have the money?"
"Yes, I do! Exactly $2 billion—just don’t ask me where it came from."
I handed over the cash, and just like that, construction for the best bunker in the world was about to begin!
Choosing the Perfect Location
Now, the big question—where do we build the bunker?
It has to be underground, secret, and easily accessible. Some options included:
- Under the garage – but that’s inconvenient since I park cars there.
- Under Chop’s kennel – but I’m not crawling in there with the flies and mud.
- Under the swimming pool – already used that idea before.
Finally, I decided on a trapdoor entrance leading to a basement. That way, it connects to an existing secret space. Perfect!
"Excellent choice! We will build here."
Time Crunch – The Race Begins
"Give me 31 days, and the bunker will be ready!"
"What?! No way! That’s an entire month. You have to finish this much faster!"
"I have an idea—if everyone subscribes, I’ll build it straight away."
Really? That’s the solution?
Well, you heard the man—hit the subscribe button if you want to speed things up!
Bringing in More Workers
Thankfully, the construction boss had more workers at his site. I had to pick them up, so I borrowed a truck and gathered the entire crew.
Driving back was chaos! Workers nearly fell off, people were in the way, and my truck almost flipped over. But eventually, I got them all home safely.
"Alright, everyone’s here! Now, no excuses—build my bunker today!"
A Shocking Demand
"Wait, wait, wait… Your workers don’t work for free?!"
"But I paid you $2 billion!"
"That was just for us and the materials. The rest of my team needs $100 million."
"$100 million?! That’s like $3 million per worker! At this rate, I should quit everything and become a builder!"
"But if you don’t have the money, I know where you can find it…"
The Heist – Stealing $100 Million
Apparently, there’s a rich guy’s mansion with a crate of cash inside. No security guards. Easy money.
Except… I spotted armed guards everywhere!
I had to sneak in, climbing walls, jumping across ledges, and avoiding detection. Somehow, I managed to get inside through a balcony.
As I explored the house, I discovered someone else was already robbing the place! The owner was tied up and terrified.
"They were going to rob me… You saved me!"
Oops… That wasn’t the plan.
Mission Success?
The real goal was the crate of cash. I found it, opened it, and…
"Wait, only $50 million?! Where’s the rest?!"
The owner panicked, whispering into a radio:
"Steve… Steve, come in! Someone’s here!"
I had to get out. Fast. Before the guards stormed in.
The Great Escape
I bolted through the house, narrowly avoiding security. As I jumped down, I realized…
That was insane. But at least I got half the money!
Now, I just need to figure out where to get the remaining $50 million before my bunker dreams collapse!